Digital Nonsense

Internet problems at Torchbox: Is Wireless Better?

  • Taken from different people in group chat today...

  • ............ "Judging by the number of Torchbox hellos, the Unit 5 wireless has dropped 37 times so far today...Just saying"

  • -"My guess from having been down in that office last year is that you've merely been lucky until today"

  • ............. "There's a higher density of internets in wires than in the air"

  • - "That's why wires are heavier than air"

  • ............ "The red wires are the fastest"

  • - "Green and yellow for pictures of cats"

  • ............ "And all the WTF's are that way because they've come down a spiral cable"

  • - "Wires have rubber insulation to stop porn leaking out"

  • ............ "Makes them wipe-clean too"

  • >Everyone leaves chat

  • Warning - These are not the thoughts of qualified electricians or bomb disposal experts



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